18yr old innocent virgin learns about blowjobs

Hey girl, I have a question. What's a blowjob?

Hey girl, let me tell you something. Blowjob is easy. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Okay girl, don't overthink it. Alright?

All you gotta do is pretend like you're sucking on a lollipop.

Up, down, smooth, lick the rim, lickity lick, splinky splik splik.