Dildo Song

What rolls downstairs, a loner in pairs, and makes a buzzity sound.

It's long, a schlong, a marvelous dong. Everyone knows it's dildo.

What fits in a sock, feels better than cock, and unlike a man, it's slow.

It vibrates a bit, feels great on your clit. Everyone knows it's dildo.

It's dildo, it's dildo. It's big, it's fleshy, it's ripped.