Einer wird gefickt der andere versohlt

Hey babe. Hey, sweetheart. How you doing?

Pretty good. So, uh, I kind of wanted to talk to you about something because I thought you might be into it anyway.

Oh, yeah, I'm into a lot of things. So, sure. What's up?

Yeah, I know you're pretty open-minded, so... I try.

Yeah, um, well, I kind of fucked your friend the other day.