I cant wait to ram your ass with my strapon

So, I have something I need to talk to you about.

Um...

No, it's nothing bad, really. I mean, I just think it's important to be like really open and honest with each other.

And I'm so bored. I'm sorry. I'm just so, so bored of fucking you.

Like, it's just so heteronormative and vanilla and it's... I'm not turned on anymore.