I will teach you how to suck a dick

Hi honey, um, I have a little news for you. You see, you're just not cutting it for me anymore.

You're becoming such a loser in the bedroom, so fucking drab. All you ever want to do is missionary.

You never want to do anything kinky or crazy.

And I have, hmm, a little, I guess you want to call it a negotiation to give to you.

Either you start being a little kinky or a little crazier and fulfilling all of my ultimate fantasies, or else, you're out of here.