lesbian calls her friend for a visit at home

No, I'm not interested. I can't tell you how many girls I've met that have gotten their hearts broken by some douchebag.

And then they want to, like, explore their sexuality, their bisexuality, and then they run back to the same douchebag.

This one's different, I swear. She hooked up with one of my friends, and they said that she was, like, awesome, so...

I'd rather not deal with the drama. I mean, besides, girls like that, they kiss, like, at their high school prom.

Trust me, dude, she really wants to meet you. Like, she's, like, smoking hot and everything. She's gorgeous.