Pervert busted!

Eww, what are those? This is what you have been using all of this time? Yikes!

Mommy didn't raise you to be an insect. Instead of actually finding care to fuck, you have been sticking your dick in this?

You have some explaining to do, you know that? Mommy's very disappointed in what you have been doing.

What do you mean it's the exact same as actually fucking a pussy? It's not, not at all, not the same.

Wait a minute, are you still a virgin? Is this why you have been coping using those gross sex toys?