The wife is a slut and the cuckold is happy

Dearly beloved, we are here today in the company of these two beautiful people to

see them join in holy matrimony. Love is a four-letter word, much like hope and

cash, which will all be gone and more than that. And as a divorced man, I can

offer this advice. This is the only way that I would be here today, behind this

pulpit, putting you two together. Now I want you two to look into each other's