Your dick is way too fucking tiny SPH

Hi there, you little dick-

Yeah, that's right, the smallest. Like that thing is so fucking tiny that I can barely see it.

You're lucky I'm even taking the time to do this right now, because usually I don't fuck with guys that have a tiny dick like you do.

In fact, I usually don't give the time of day to anyone with less than a perfect cock, so you should be lucky that I'm even gracing you with my presence right now.

Your dick is so fucking small, it looks like an owie belly button. I mean, let's be serious here, I can barely see it.