Your Mistress Is Not Impressed with the Size of Your Dick so Be Prepared to Be Humiliated

Oh dear, I was just talking to my photographer about the name of this video and honestly,

tiny tiny dick. This is Pindick, exactly what you have, the tiniest, most microscopic penis.

Just in case you weren't aware of how small your penis is, I have brought a few examples with me,

but I feel like I don't want to bring those out just yet. I think we should concentrate

on your tiny weenie little maggot. So if you haven't already, take off all of your clothes,